the news have it right: man do not wash their hands with soap after holding their squirt guns or cleaning their anatomical trash. this is from casual observation of the men's washroom in MINDEF HQ building basement one #B1-XX. (i'd hate to be breaking the oath i've sworn to undertake in part of the Official Secrets Act of Singapore, Section 25.) Out of every 10 person in the loo that completes their business, 5 would rinse both hands under the tap, then flick of any resuidual droplets and proceed back to their office. 4 would use one hand to depress the tap's button, and washing the very same hand that had earlier depressed the tap's button. the other hand, (i would optimistically calculate, to have not touched any intimate body organs.) would be left high and dry. 1, however, would refrain from making any contact with liquid oxidised hydrogen compounds. perhaps, a medical condition, like an allergy for instance, would justify this strange behaviour. And it would on pure coincidental grounds that all subjects observed in this reconnaisance have on thing in common: they are all officers, uniformed, or un-uniformed.

be dirty. Be a M-A-N! Dirrrty dirrrrty man.